sanTa banTa FunnY sMs

Translate in English

Teacher: Translate in English,

“Mein Aam Aadmi Nahi Hoon”

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After Thinking a Lot

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Santa: I’m Not a Mangoman!!!

beautiful girl in market

After seeing an xtremly beautiful girl in market

guess what Santa was thinking??

Kash aa meri MUMMY hundi ta aj

main v kinna sohna hunda...

What does your father do

Teacher asks Santa, "What does your father do?"

Santa: He runs PWD

Teacher: You mean public works Department?

Santa: No,I mean Pakorian Wali Dukan

Hindi Teacher asks

Hindi Teacher asks:

Kaal kitne prakar ke hote hai? Santa :

7 prakar ke Localkaal, STD kaal,

ISD kaal, Dialled kaal ,

Recived kaal,Missed kaal &

Sasria kaal.

Nurse aapke judwa bete hue hai

Nurse-aapke judwa bete hue hai,

Santa-ye toh hona hi tha wo program hi aise dekhti

thi,

KBC-2

INDIAN IDOL-2,

NAACH BALIYE-2,

AWAAZ PUNJAB DI-2,v Dhoom-2.....

Whats ur wife name

Interviewr. What's ur wife name?

Santa: Bubbly.

INTERWIER: Whats her whole name?

SANTA:Hole ka naam toh rakha nahi,

Hum toh pyaar se fuddi bolte hain !!

A Lady was kissing the Lion

A Lady was kissing the Lion inside the CircusRing..!

RingMaster announced:"Can anyone else do it?"

Santa:"Main aata hun..!

Magar pehle us Sher ko hatao.

Santa to a lady

Santa to a lady :- Madam this panty & this bra will

look nice on U...!

Lady :- How can U be so sure...?

Santa :- I'm an interior decorator....

Santa puri zindgi sochta raha

Santa puri zindgi sochta raha,

sochta raha

sochta raha

sochta raha

aur sochte sochte mar gaya ki agar

meri behan ke do bhai hai to mera ek kaise????

Santa got promotion

Santa got promotion from clerk to manager.

He went home And told His wife, in new style

'"Tu aaj Raat se MANAGER KE SAATH SOYEGI''...

Biwi behosh !!!!!

Santa and his WIFE

Santa and his WIFE Waiting For TRAIN.

ITNE ME PUNJAB-MAIL AAI.

SANTA BHAG K TRAIN Me CHAD GAYA

AUR WIFE ko BOLA jab PUNJAB-FEMALE Aaye

to tu bhi aa JANA.

Santa banta ko 3 bomb mile

Santa banta ko 3 bomb mile, police ko dene chale.

SANTA: agar koi bomb raaste mein fat geya to ?

BANTA : to jhooth bol denge k 2 hi mile the....

Yeh Chaaku Kyon ubaal rahe ho

Banta: Yeh Chaaku Kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Santa: Suicide Karne ke Liye Banta:

To Phir ubalne ki kya Zaroorat hai?

Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.

Santa-yaar eh ram nomi ki hai

Santa-yaar eh ram nomi ki hai?

Banta-is din shri ram chander ji,

8th pass kar k nomi vich hoe si.

kal jo Shampoo liya tha

Santa:kal jo Shampoo liya tha,

uske sath wala Free gift do

Shopkeeper: uske sath free gift nahi hai,

Santa: pagal samjha hai? usper likha hai,

Danddruff Free !!!

mainu disco dance wich 1st prize milia

Santa :mainu disco dance wich 1st prize milia.

Banta:yaar tenu te dance nahi c aanda?

Santa: yaar mainu mirgi da daura pa giya si.