KARAY JAOOO... . . . .
KARAY JAOOOOOOOO.... . . .
karay jaoo. . . . karay jaoo. . . .
baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive
kartay jaoo khud kabhi na karna.....
Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,
Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,
Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner
tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.
REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST
2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ
OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B
A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS
"Allah k naam pay day day baba"
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all
flowers are nice and sweet
but they have no comparison with
U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....
Osama Bin Ladin’s favourite song…!
“Mein nikla Oh plane lay k Oh rastay
pay Oh New York main Eik mor aaya
Ore Mein World Trade Center tor aaya..!!
Take a Bowl Fill it With GRAPES
Put Your Hand In It Go In Front Of
Mirror You Know What You Will Find...??
LANGOOR Key HATH Mei ANGOOR...!!!
Funny Definitions!!!!
College : A place where papa pays beta plays.
Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary.
Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients,
suffering from a disease called studies.
Pocket : That which is mostly empty except
for the first few days of the month.
Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey.
Kitne din ho gay,
Kitne haftay guzar gay,
Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye,
Ab tu saal bhi hone ko hai,
Ab tu kehna manno,
Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO
Erz Kiya hai..
Haseeno na niklo ghar say
mera dil beqrar hota hai.....
per kiya kerun us waqt
Mera BAAP v naal hota hai!
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI
trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as
one of the dogs is reading this.
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
Love is magic.
The more we hide it,
the more it shows;
the more you suppress it,
the more it grows.
There is night so we can appreciate day,
sorrow so we can appreciate joy,
evil so we can appreciate good,
you so i can appreciate love.
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