||girls are like phones.
we like to be held and talked too-
but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
|| I'm a killer,
i kill people for money,
but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
||Its been a rough day.
I got up this morning,
put on a shirt Na button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase N the handle cameoff.
I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
|| The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things
beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
|| Last night, i could not sleep,
so i took a photo of urs & kept
it along side my bed & belive
me, it worked wonders,
All D Mosquitos went away.
|| Flashnews: CBI raids in abhishek bachchan's
house: Bathroom 100 Lacs cash, store room
50 kg gold, n bedroom ful of my photos!!
silly boy crazy abt me.
||@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @
chawaniya ha ! Bator le ! SMS
karnae ke kam ayenge !
|| what is d difference btw monkey
& Donkey ?monkey saves this msg
& donkey delete this msg ! choice
is urs deal ya no deal !!
||Bahaut time ho gaya na mera
msg mile. Toh ye le. Just scroll
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Are bus 1 msg ke liye or kitna
nichae gire ga !!!
||dil main basa hai pyar tera,aakhon mein hai tasavir teri jab
yaad aati hai teri,hum dekhate hai TOM & JERRY
||Pesh hai pehli bar apk phone me
nahata hua ladka.............................
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Thand hai........................................
ladka kal nahae ga.
||Do u want a free recharge card number?
Go Down........
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Scrach here with blade !!
||Plz dont read this. just dont warna
vo ho jayega jo is umar mein aksar ho
jata he. plz dont .dekha na hogaya na?
Time Waste !!
||Blank calls ki apar safalta k baad...
Now 1st Time in India........................
Introducing..........................................
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Blank SMs.
||God is so wise that he created frnds
without a price tag Bcoz if he did, then
i could not hav afforded u......................
5 -10paise ke sikke aaj kal kahan mil te hai.
|| ||If people says u r crazy ,Be
patient.If they say u r idiot relax
If they say u r stupid B cool.
but if they say u r "CUTE"
thapad mar sale ko.........
||when i was sad u were there,
when i was crying u where there,
when i was unhappy u where there,
now i understand ki sare fasad ki jad tu he hai !!
||HaaTh me Taqat hai to Tajmahal
hila kar dekh, varna aa baith,
2 ghunt pee, aur tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh.
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