kya ada, kya roop, kya rang.
kya jalwatumne paya hai,
aisa lagta hai..........
asia lagta hai jaise...
jaise...........pipal ke ped se
koi bhoot uitra aya hai.
Mera dil bahaut bada hai.....
itna bada hai chal rehnede
Tere mobile ka screen chota hai!!
na vo inkar kati hai,
na vo ikrar karti hai,
kambakht mere hi sapnome
aakar mere dost se payar karti hai.
Jab-Jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jhoom ke barsa sawan,
teri yaad ayi,
bheenga mein phir teri yaad ayi,
Kyun na aye yaad,
tune chhatri abtak nahi lautai.
Taja hawa ka jhonka aya,
Khusbhoo teri saath me laya,
phir mere dil ko khayal aya,
ke lagta hai, tu dus din se nahi nahaya.
It's the sweetest thing to do.
Do it the bed, on a sofa,
in the bathroom or anywhere!
U must never stop doing it.
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says
'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum
to husband ke hisse mein aate hai
or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close,
ek din me paanch,
dosti pe na aye aanch.
ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus,
ek din me bees,
aap pehle ek to bhejo plz...
Allah Aap ko sub kuch de
car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property
khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur
bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia?
itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota
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