FuNnY sMs

||The time since I have met u,

i have realized that a friend

like you is worth million dollars... So,

if u dont mind...... Can I sell you?

||True love is like an pillow,

u can hug when you are in trouble,

you can cry when you are in pain &

u can embrace when you arehappy.

So when u need true love spend

100 bucks and buy a pillow.

|| When u feel sad,

to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,

"damn I am really so cute".

U will overcome your sadness

But don't make this a habit.

Coz liars go to hell.

||One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,

Darling, On our Engagement will you give me a RING?

Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

||When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..&

When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!!

||Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-

Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to

college regularly....

||Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or

No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence...

3.-----I am stupid....

||If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is

beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high

B/P...

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||Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on

Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and

don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

||First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the

suffering

||Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars,

the moon and the sky...then i thought where the hell is my

roof

||Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't

worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

||If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you

eating there food

||i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i

cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down &

den... i lauf again