Kehte hain ki ISHQ main
neend ur jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
SMOKE every day plz!
SMOKE means
S=Send
M=Me
O=One
K=Kool SMS
E=Every day!
So feel free 2 SMOKE more
Insan k ander message parhnay
ka itna shoq hota hai k chahay
us Pagal Fool Bewaqoof Naliq ko
kitni bhi gaali par rahi ho nichay
tak parhta zaroor hai ab tum soch
rahay ho k kab yeh bakwaas message
khatam ho ore main bhi kisi ko yahi
message forward kar k parayshaan
karoon tu kar lo ab tumhari bari hai.
Chicken ready? Yes Boss.
Fish ready? Yes Boss.
Omlet ready? Yes Boss.
Mutton ready? No Boss. why...?
BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.
1 hai Billu 1 hai Gullu 1 hai Ullu
Billu six class main parh raha hai,
Gullu seven class main parh raha hai,
ore ore Ullu sms parh raha hai hehehehe......
Rangeen Ho Tum Rango Say Bhi
Zaida Smart Ho Tum Sab Dosto Main
Zaida Zaheen Ho Tum Muje Say Bhi
Zaida Agar Aasa Tum Sochte Ho
Tu Bewaqoof Ho Tum Had Say Bhi Zayda..!!
Dhanya Rs=3
Mirch Rs=5
Palak Rs=15
Aaloo Rs=20
Teenday Rs=30
Tomato Rs=40
Yeh sab tu mehanga hai...
par sms tu sasta hai!
phir karti kion nahi? kanjoos.
Tum bhej rahy ho SMS! * * * * *
SMS bheja ja raha hai! * * * * *
tum ne bheja SMS! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
ullu ke pathey,
sharam nahin ati bakwas kerty hoay,
SMS parh rahy they ya bhej rahy they
A 4 Apple B 4 Bara
Apple C 4 Chota Apple
D 4 Dosra Apple
E 4 Eik Ore Apple
F 4 Free Ka Apple
G 4 Green Apple
H 4 Ho Gaya Na Pait kharab Ore khao apple…
Qayamat k din farishtoo nay
sheets detay howay logo say
kaha k apnay apnay gunah likho,
jab sab likh chukay tu Tumhari
awaaz aai Extra Sheet Please..!!
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahe hai hahahehehe
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