FuNnY sMs

Free stay

Free breakfast

Free lunch

Free dinner

Free trust

Free security

Don't loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY .

Main 1 sms hoon.

Jise stupid log parte hain.

Nalayak log doosron ko forward karte hain.

Gadhe delete karte hain aur

Pagal store karte hain.

TUM kya karne vale ho?????

I've written a poem for you:

Twinkle twinkle little star,

you should know what you are,

and once you know what you are,

Mental hospital is not so far.

Long Time Ago....

Only idiots used....

to read my SMS And Today,

The history continues...

After finishing MBBS,

Dr. Munna started his practice.

He checked the eyes,

tongue & ears of his 1st patient

by torch & finallly said

Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!

Bazu main dam rakhta hun,

Dil main gham rakhta hun,

Aapki dosti k baad logoun

se wasta kam rakhta hun,

Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega,

Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!

Sincere apology:

If u dont like any of my SMS & Don t like 2 read,

Or if my msgs disturb u Then plz don t hesitate,

Feel free to THROW UR MOBILE OUT !!

IN French: "bonjour"

IN Spanish: "Te quiro"

IN Italian: "Teamo"

IN English: "Good morning"

IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"

A psychological study Has proved that

all the donkeys, monkeys. idiots,

mentals use their thumb to read sms.

Don't change ur finger, its too late

Girl before marriage looks like, Barbie doll..

After Marriage, Beautiful doll..

After 1 year, Nice doll..

After 2 years, Only doll..

After 3 years, Panadol........

Teacher teaching a student algebra

A=B and B=C, it means A=C..

Sir asked to give example for it..

Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..

it means i luv ur daughter..

Kash kabhie app hamari gali main ayen,

thora sharmaen,thora itraen,

thora muskaraen,thora ghabraen aur

phir zor se chilaen"TEEN DABAY WALAY"

Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!!

Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana

Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge

Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya

Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya

aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya

Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerana chour diya