FuNnY sMs

I want to suck you...

lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...

wanna feel you in my mouth... yep,

tat's how u... eat an ice cream.

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one,

then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to

the EYE SPECIALIST

If u don't mind

If u don't feel bad

If don't hesitate

Please.....

. give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss........

kissan jam bottle

just RS.22.50 only. soon......

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.

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Last night I Got a severe Head pain...

I went to the Doctor ...

He said that It would be cured

If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that

would always beat for you.

You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost

everything,

I�ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show

u where 2 jump from.

Your girlfriend is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented.

Excllent. Romantic. In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

This cat, is cat, a cat,

good cat, way cat, to cat,

keep cat, an cat, idiot cat,

busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !...

Now read it without the word cat.

Feeling bored? Wondering,

what to do? Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your... book from your bag and study..

When ur life is in darkness

pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm

darkness & after if u pray &ur still in darkness ,

pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL