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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK?

Kya aap ko chain nahi hai?

Santa: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

How do you make Santa laugh on "Saturday"?

Tell him "a joke on Tuesday....!!!!

Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.

Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"

Sardar: B.Com final year"

interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?

Santa:nov 28.

interviewer;which year?

sardar;abey ullu every year.

An englishman and santa inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!

Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.

Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.

How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.

Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

Titanic was sinking.

An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?

Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.

Englishman: Now, which direction?

Santa: Downwards!

Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"

Santa : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"

Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -

Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?

Santa- Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............

Sardar: Will u marry , after i die .

Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.

Wife : Will u marry , after i die .

Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................

He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.

Then came the column Salary Expected.....................

After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

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