sanTa banTa FunnY sMs

sheeshe agge baith ke padai kar riha si


Ik var santa sheeshe agge baith ke padai kar riha si,
Kise ne puchya sheeshe de agge kyon pad rahe ho?
Santa bolya-NAAL NAAL REVISION HO RAHI HAi Bolo tara rara



Santa was driving with girlfriend


Santa was driving with girlfriend to Kasauli.
He puts his hand on girlfriends knee.
She smiles & says: u can go further.
So santa drives to shimla!



Santa call From Delhi


Santa call From Delhi 2 his Wife in Chandigarh,
Servant picked phone. Santa- Memsab se baat karvao..!
Servnt- Wo to Sahab ke saath kamre me so rahi hai.
Santa- Par sahab to main hoon,Servnt- Ab main kya karu?
Santa- Maar do dono ko? After killing,
Srvnt- Lashon ka kya karun?
Santa- Ghar ke peechhe swimming pool mein fenk ke bhag ja.
Srvnt- Par hamaare ghar mein to swimming pool hai hi nahi.
Santa: Is it 2542676?Srvnt: Nahi!
Santa: to pehle kyon nahi bola



Santa ne Dopahar ko Khana khaya


Teacher: Santa ne Dopahar ko Khana khaya,
iska Future Tense banao?
Banta: Santa Shaam ko potty karega.



Santa was watching a blue film


Santa was watching a blue film.
He saw his sexy wife in the film.
After the film ended he said
"Thank God it was just a movie & not real...



birthday par kya du


Santa: yar Mai apni girlfrirend
ko birthday par kya du?
Banta: wo dikhti kaisi hai?
Santa: Aishwarya jaisi..
Banta: To fir usey Mera number de



Fir kya hua


Santa: Mai ek bar apne bathrum me susu karne gaya to wahan sher tha.
Banta: Fir kya hua? Santa: maine sher ko kaha,
aap karlo mera to nikal gaya...



Roz subah 25 ladkiyan mera intezaar karti hain


Santa : Roz subah 25 ladkiyan mera intezaar karti hain..
Banta: Woh kaise?
Santa: Main Girls College ki Van ka driver hun!!



Santa makes a call to airport


Santa makes a call to airport.
Asked "How long is the journey from Punjab to America?
Receptionist:1 sec sir.
Santa Disconect and told,Sali Pee Ke bethi Hai.



Santa Dukandar Se


Santa Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nhe,
6up,
1 Down Hy =P ;->



Sending E-mails To William Shakespare

Santa: I've Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare...
Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid ...
Santa: No Wonder He Hasn't Replied As Well ...



An Astronomer was watching the SKY


An Astronomer was watching the SKY from his Telescope,
Santa was observing Him. Suddenly a Star Falls,
santa shouted to Astronomer: Wah kya Nishana Hai...



Train station par rukti hai


Train station par rukti hai.
Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baithe sante se-
Kaun sa station hai..?
Santa baahar dekh kar
kuch der soch kar bola- "RAILWAY STATION"



Santa was busy removing wheels from his car


Santa was busy removing wheels from his car,
Banta: Pahiye kyun khol raheho?
Santa: Anpadh gawaar!
Samne likha hai-Parking for 2 wheelers only..!



Worried Santa


Worried Santa :Yaar anyhow
I hv to learn Tamil in 6 months !
Banta: y ?
Santa: V adopted an infant Tamil child !
He will start speaking in 6 months..!!



Santa was sitting in a cricket ground


Santa was sitting in a cricket ground..
Security Guard: Cricket match is over now,
why r u still sitting?
Santa: Oye yaar, I m waiting for highlights


Apka beta cigeratte pita hai


eacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par
Muje kabhi deta hi nahi.!



Santa 2 tailor


Santa 2 tailor bhai pant di silai kini hai?
Talor-ji Rs.150/-
Santa-te nikar di silai?
Tailor-ji 50 Rs
Santa-chal nikar hi c de par lambai pairan tak rakhi.