FLiRty & NaUGhTy

|| Once a boy a girl were playing ludo.

Boy: If dice shows 1,2 3 I will kiss u.

Girl: And if 4,5 6,

Boy: Then u kiss me

|| Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse the order, can you guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?

Girls Forgets Everything Done Catches(new) Boy Again.

|| Accidents

do happen.

i slip-

i trip-

i stumble-

i fall...

usually i dont care at all.

|| If you read, you owe me a HUG

If you delete, you owe me a KISS

If you save, you owe me a DATE

If you return text message 2 me,

You owe me ALL 3

But if you ignore,

You are MINE!

So What will you Do?

|| A Boy Was Following A Girl

Girl Replied-Dont Follow Me

My Sister Is Coming Behind U

Boy Replied-Dont Worry My Brother Is Following Her :-)

|| 5 reason why I text you

1. You make me feel welcome (I Assume)

2.I make you smile ( I suppose)

3 You appreciate my thoughts (I hope)

4. You spend time reading my messages (I guess)

5. You think I'm Cute ( I'm sure )

|| A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is ur best gf?

He replied: The next one!

Always aim high n continuously improve ur performance.

|| Press down

again

again.. please

once more

sorry again

6 times more

Oh! Again

1 Time again

don't u have any job??

|| Who's hot... Its U,

Who's

Charming... Its U,

Who's

Sweetest.. Its U,

Who's

Intelligent... Its U,

Who's dear near friend... Its U

Who's a liar.. Its me !!!

|| ""I DO NOT

HAVE AN

ATTITUDE

PROBLEM.!!!

i have an attitude...

i just don't find it

to be a problem...!!!..""

|| I m getting married next month....

its small party and only few people

will be invited......

dont bring any gift.....

just bring someone who ll marry me.

|| Why do U think I SMS u ?

Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?

Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...

I need a person for just time pass

||The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass & flowers 2.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn't it rain on you?

|| i look at the moon

the moon is beautiful

i look at you

i..i...

i rather look at the moon again

|| U R 100% beautiful,

U R 100% lovely,

U R 100% sweet,

U R 100% nice, and

U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

|| Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,

Xpect Little,Do More,

Demand Less,Smile Often,

Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,

Pray Always,

Cry Once for missing me everyday.

|| if u read this,

i m smart.. if u save this,

u agree i m smart..

if u 4ward this,

u r spreadin that i m smart..

if u delete this u r jealous...

|| Its too heard to loose someone

who is 99% cute, 98% sweet,

97% loving, 96% talented and

100% friendly, Thats me,

whats a waste of life if u loose me.

|| A girl phoned me the other day and said...

"Come on over, there's nobody home.

" I went over. Nobody was home

|| He came at night,

explored my body,

got on top of me,

touched me,

he bit, sucked, swalowd,

when he was satisfyed,

he left,

i was hurt,

BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

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Very good!

Intelligent Ho!

Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...

|| there are 3 chambers in my heart.

1 for god

1 for mom

1 for dad

Oh wat about u dear?

Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!

bcoz

You Are MY HEART!!!!!!

|| !@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*

(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*

(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*

(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe

ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya

|| this is your mobile operator

we can see that you are too dump

to use your mobile please put it

on the floor and start jumping on it

|| It's better to stay away from girls.

Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life,

remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life

|| If i was a dog

If i was a dog

and u are a flower

I would raise my leg

and give u a shower

|| darling

ru know full fom of DARLING ?

D = dear

A = always

R = remembar

L = love

I = is

N = not

G = game