send me sms

Dosti hoti hai dilojaan lutane ke lia,

hum apni husti mita dain aap ko paane ke lia,

Bell kerne ki fursat nahi tum ko,

hum sms kerte hain apni yaad dilane key lia.

Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya

Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya

aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya

Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerna chour diya

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,

tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,

tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

sham se aankh may nami c hai,

aj phir ap ki kami c hai,

koi sms kero k saans chaley,

nabz kuch der se thami c hai:-)

Ishq mohabat to sabhi karte hain

Gum-e-judai se wo sabhi darte hain

hum to na ishq karte hain, na mohabat karte hain

bas apno ki eik smile ke liye sms karte hain

Wada karo par nibhana sikho,

Chahat dil me rakho par jatana sikho,

u hi kisiko intejar na karvao,

koi agar pyar se sms kare to reply dena sikho…

Waqt to hame bhi bhula chuka hai

muqadar bhi na bhula de

dosti hum isliye nahi karte

kyunki darte hain koi

phir se na rula de

Halki halki barish or mausm suhana hai

Aasman pr kalay badal hain or dil bhi dewana hai

Aik aadh sms hi kr do yar

Kya itna sara balance upar lay kar jana hai..

Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de

humsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de

dost aisa ho

jo zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de

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I woke up a few hours ago, but somehow I feel incomplete til I remembered I haven’t texted u yet. Have a pleasant morning!

Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..

Dil deker dard lena ki humse seekhey..

kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..

SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey..

Zindagi behaal hai sur hai na taal hai,

kya aap ki sms factory mein hardtaal hai?

kuch sms toh bhejo yaar meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai!By

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,

plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry

Is qadar hamari DOSTI ka imtehaan na lijye……

Kioo khafa ho yeh bayaan tou kijye……

Kar dejye maaf agar ho gaii ho ghaltii……

U sms na kar k hum ko saza mat dejye

mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,

bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai

or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka

arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai.

Kya leke aye they,

Kya lekar jaoge,

Mujhe SMS na karke,

Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,

lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai

mobile hai to kar do na sms

karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..

Kya kar rahe ho?

Busy ho?

Kitne busy ho?

Thode ho? ki

bahut ho?

Agar thoda ho to

sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur

agar zyada ho to,

sms kyo padh rahe ho??

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,

aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki botle charani paregi,

so Please donate SMS, its URGENT….

send me sms

Want A KISS

Plz KISS Me

Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai

Foran Karo

Jaldi Karo Na

K

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U Know KISS

Means

K-Koi

I-Intresting

S-SMS

S-Send Karo

So

KISS Me!!

Jaam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,

zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye,

sms kerny per paisay lagtay hain magar itney nahi kay kia na jaye

Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai,

Nigah ko kisi surat ki pyas rehti hai,

Tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahin,

Magar tere sms bin tabiyat udaas rehti hai

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,

tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,

tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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SO rahe ho KYA?

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AANKHEIN KHOLO

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CHALO sms karo

Pather ki deewaar na tori

pyar bhara dil tor dia

ek rupee ki khatir

tumne SMS karna chor dia

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,

1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,

hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,

hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.

Excuse me…..

What is ur sms account no.??

I want to check…

Some error is there….

Kyonki sms jata to hai…

par aata nahi hai.

U May Be Busy,

U May Be Engaged

With Lots Of Works.

Bt U Hav 1440 Mins Per Day.

Atleast For 1 min

Think That A Sweet Friend Of Ur ’s

Is Waiting 4Ur SMS.

Missing u

9 lessons in life:

Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY…!!!

send me sms

@ who r u …?why do u
keep messaging me…?
who gv u my no……..?
plz never message me again..?
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me na kabhi aisa kaha ..?
nahin na
to messages kar na …?

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhie meri tarah jiya karo.
roz meri SMS padhke sharam nahin aati
kabhie khud bhi SMS kiya karo !!

aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay
atay thay
jaisay kisi nay tumari khoprii pai
pestol rahki hoi hai
or tumsay sms karwa raha hai
?
?
?
?
?
mager ab lagta hai jaisay goli maar di hai

)))))
( c ‘o
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( c ‘==o
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( c ‘===o
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Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-)

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Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJH NA MUSHKIL hai,
CYCLONE ko DEKH NA MUSHKIL hai,
BHOOKAMP mein REHNA MUSHKIL hai,
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LAGTA hai waise hi AAP KA EK SMS paana musquil haii….!

Question: How Much Space In ur Heart 4 Me ??
Choices :
100% … Write a Song n Send Me
90% … Send Me Lovely Sms
75% … Send Fwd Sms
50% … One Miss Call
25% … No Answer :S

Mere Sugar Se Mithay
Milk Se Goray
Aasman Se Oonchay
Samandar Se Gehre
Baraf Se Thanday
Aag Se Garam
Aur
Sab Se Be-Sharam Dost
Kabhi Tou Msg Kia Karo

My cell phone loves it when u sms:
its little face lights up,
bursts in to beeps and
has ur name written all over it.
I think u should sms more often,
i think it likes u!

A raindrop may look 2 smal 2 eyes bt
somewhere a thirsty flower await its fall.
A small sms may seem 2 smal 2 u but
somwhere a heart remembers u when it receives your sms.
Keep SMS’ing.

send me sms

Acha Bhala Friend Tha
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Mene!!!!!!!

< ')|('> Gardan…
._/’\_. Ura di salay ki

SMS nhi krta
tha..
HuN!!!!!!!

Hello: itna sannata kyun hai?

Kitni der se sms ki ghanti nai baji?

Kia yeh sare network fuse hogaye?

Ya mujhe chahne waley kanjoos hogaye? :-)

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Acha Hai..??

To Rakh Lo..

Main Aur Le Loon Ga,

Paisay Na Dena..

Waisy Iss Ki Qeemat 10 SMS Lag Chuki Hai,

Aagay Aap Ki Marzi..!! ;-)

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SMS Na Karne Walon Ki Naak Aisi Ho Jati Hai..

SmS RATES…………
Year 2001: Rs 2
Year 2002: Rs 1
Year 2003: Rs 75
Year 2004: Rs 50
Year 2006/07: Free
Ab B SmS Nahi Karoogi To Kia Tab Karoogi
Jab SmS Karne K Pese Milenge…..

Aam zindagi-
“Yaar plz kuch sms to bhej diya karo.“

Mentos zindagi-
“Oye bhosrike,madharchod,chutiye.
Balance gaya maa chudane sms kar

Hum wo roshni hai jo dost ko roshan kar jayenge,

Tere pyar ki ek chingari se bhi jal jayenge.

Ek bar pyar se sms to karke dekh,

dafan hui kabar se b reply kar jayenge!

Chehre K Liye Mausami Ka Juice
Sehat K Liye Apple Ka Juice
Rang Nikharne K Liye Anaar Ka Juice
Khush Rehne Ke Liye Sms Kar Kanjus

Application
To
The Dost I Miss u

Subject
Kahan ho?

I beg 2 say that i’m student of ur Heart,
im very lonely
Mera jee nahi lag raha
So kindly grant me A msg!!!

send me sms

Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai,

bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,

Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost,

mujhse door ho raha hai.

Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,

najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,

dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,

phir bhi smart lagte ho…

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SO rahe ho KYA?

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AANKHEIN KHOLO

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DONO KHOLO

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CHALO sms karo:

Aaj Newspaper me padha ki doston ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai..!

To aaj se BAND!!!

Kya Sms?

Nahi re!

NEWSPAPER

ThOrA GaRaM ThAnDa ZiYaDa PiYa KaRo

sMs ZaRa NaYa KiYa KaRo

AgR SmJh Na AyE To Hm Se PoCh LiYa KaRo

Hm sMs K DoCtOr HaIn

Hm Se RoZ Ek KhOrAk Ly LiA KrO

Agar Aap Ko Hum Par Gussa Hai To..

TAJ MAHAL Ko Phoro,

4 Minar Ko Torro,

Kutub Minar Ko Morro,

TITANIC Ko Elfi Se Jorro,

Magar SMS Karna To Mat Chorro.. ;-)

PADTE rho..?

PADTE rho..?

PADTE rho..?

Besharmo ki tarah

msg PADHTE rho,

Jab sharm aa jaye

to ek msg Kr dena

Thandi hai CoFFe garam kar lo,

Is PaTHar DiL ko thora sa NaRaM kar lo,

Tumharey hotey huwey InBoX khali hai,

Thori si to Dear sHaRaM kar lo.

(“,”)/

(! !) Oye Hello!

.!!.

(“,”)

(!!> Sun Rahe Ho Ke

.!!. Nahi??

‘’

(‘,’) Aaj

Mujhe

.!!. SMS

Aap Ke Parosi Karen Ge Kya..??

Zimedari Ka Ehsas He Nahi . . .

Press Unlock

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Now Go To

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And Then

Inbox.

Now Select Some

Gud Messages

And

Forward to Me!

Logo Ko Msg Send Karne Ka Bhi Tarika Btana Parhta Hai..!